Friday, March 06, 2026

2 Monkey 2 Fluid

"No, Bishop Bobo - I said you're supposed to anoint him with your chrism!" Prayer or no, Timmy's hepatitis wouldn't be clearing up any time soon.

So, what happened was, last year I spent a few weeks "remastering" all the images here, after links to the old ones started breaking. And, nostalgia being what it is, I thought "wouldn't it be fun to do this again for a bit? But why now?" And then I remembered that I started originally in May of 2006, which makes this month the 20th anniversary.

I had a bunch of images that I never got round to using the first time, and I've never been against re-using old images more than once, so I've flexed my atrophied captioning muscles to crank out some more of these... things. I figure I've got enough new comics for three or four month's worth - let's enjoy it while it lasts.

Thursday, March 05, 2026

Someone’s RSS feed is about to get a shock

You know that thing where you’re old as fuck, and then all your favourite bands get back together for the 20 year reunions of their first albums, and maybe do a little tour or put out a new EP?

You know what tomorrow is?

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

I prefer au revoir

Time to call it a day, I'm thinking. It's been two-and-a-bit years and two-and-a-bit hundred comics and I'm just plain out of Funny. My, what times we've had, what with the japery and the wit and the horse-fucking and what have you. Memories I'll cherish and so on and so forth.

Thanks for reading, and for the comments -- I'll be back with another thing another time, as is my wont.

So that just leaves one thing:

Because Timmy fucked his sister - that's why.

And now you know.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Archaic Pop Culture Reference

'Yes, I can see you 'were here' -- you still are here! And your name's not Kilroy.'

Ask your parents. Wait -- let me see that calendar?

Fuuuuuck.

Ask your grandparents.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Terrible Twos

Today, it should be noted, corresponds directly with Monkey Fluids' second birthday. Let's celebrate with a splash of colour:

Holly's gnawed bones were found in the woods three weeks later. No-one was much surprised.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Thursday, March 13, 2008