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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
16 comments:
"alice and mary were shocked that, despite being turned into a bunny, steve still wanted a threesome"
"...and that was how alice and mary were outed by the easter bunny"
"Oh my god! his hypnotic bunny eyes have given us both diarhea!"
I could do this all day ;)
"I can see your fanny," stated Peter Rabbit.
'What's wrong?' asked Peter, 'I don't scare you do I?'
But it was not Peter, but the looming horror behind him, which so alarmed the girls.
"Let's all suggest our own captions!" said the bunny.
Yeahh...
"Hey, I haven't read past the first one of these, so I don't know that that's the modus operandi of this site. I'm a retard, and I masturbate while thinking of my cousins." said Anonymous.
Now hang on, Jack -- that's a bit harsh. We don't know that he masturbates while thinking of his cousins. It could be his sister, his grandparents -- we just don't know.
Nah, I'm his cousin, he tells me all about it.
To be honest it's my own damn fault for givin him those sexy photos of me for Christmas...
The Palace shook as the assult reached a critical stage, the Twin Empresses were doomed..
"You may now Surrender" said UberMagi Floppyears.
The obvious caption is "Tha's no ordinary rabbit!" though references to masturbation and cousin/brothers called Uncle Dad are actually far more entertaining. Especially from a hypocritical hillbilly with his family tree wrapped around his little trunk...
Janice and Samantha recoiled in horror as the bunny revealed the true source of his chocolatey eggs
--Hewligan
"The day their older sister had warned them about had finally come. The Rampant Rabbit had finally paid them a visit"
The bunny's gaze was drawing Samantha's arse towwards it; Jane only hoped that she would be strong enough to avoid a fate worse than buggery.
Ha Ha HA!!! " Trix are for kids ehh" said the white rabbits. "Well how do like this trick bitches".....And then he whipped out all 10 inches of it.
"Mr. Floppyears! We will get the money, just give us some more time!"
A Kazz in an undertow's clothing...
(Yes, it's supposed to be an in-joke, so if you don't get it, it's probably for the best)
"Oh my God!" shrieked Anne, "The summoning worked!"
"Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that," muttered Stan, "I may not be exactly who you were expecting."
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