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Note to pedants: The original post was titled "You can't improve on perfection" -- I obviously can.
Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
Note to pedants: The original post was titled "You can't improve on perfection" -- I obviously can.
Posted by Josh at 9:15 am
4 comments:
"You crazy bitch, put down the stick, the Midwich Cuckoos was a work of fiction!"
"Its too late...here they come!!"
"Go on, have a go. It's by the same guy that invented the rubriks cube!"
--Hewligan
'So, you are playing an imaginary keyboard and your friends have no legs? And you are telling me all I need from life is contained in this umbrella? I am sorry you are still going to need a ticket.'
"See! You just fit this attachment on the end here and you're ready for a weekend of fun. Batteries are included."
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