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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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9 comments:
Doris was as shocked as the others at the illustrator's complete lack of attention to detail.
Eileen glowered at Doris. Did she really expect that trailing otter-paw technique to be a match for her deadly riverdance?
Doris was the last of the three new initiates to offer her hand to be cut off by the mistress. She wasn't sure how this would make her a more effective agent of evil, but it didn't seem to have hurt the twins at all. They were already joshing about it.
"Thanks, I've already had my lunch, so I'll have to pass. But it's still awfully kind of you girls to invite me over to the boys' school to 'eat some meat'."
Having released a "silent but deadly one", Doris wafted it under her nemesis' nose. That'd teach the snooty bitch to look down her nose at her.
Maisie had survived the horse picture scandal with remarkable cool, but there was still no need to be quite so literal when the prefect asked her how low she could get
Ms. Formica's School for Drag Queens had a new student in Anita Lube. She had the walk down but could she talk the talk.....Zing!
Photoshop Girl had already Cloned Clarissa and Erased that tedious brickwork...so if that smarmy cow didn't shut up, she was going to Smudge that smile right off her face
"No, no, seriously... It WAS a dwarf who gave me this mustache! He was this tall, and had boots! You have to believe me!"
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