"How many times must I tell you girls", snarled Miss Havisham, "that radium isotopes are deadly dangerous, and hiding them in first-years suitcases as a prank will not be tolerated!!"
Violet tugged on the new girl's hand. "Turn around!" she hissed. "The vicar returns our dirty panties, neatly washed and folded, when he's through with them." Violet sighed. The new girl still had a lot to learn about life at Windsor Girls Academy. She hoped Miss Grimshaw would be gentle with her "lessons".
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"Go on," said Josh, "poke the suitcase again - it gets Warren excited."
Sorry, couldn't resist.
--Hewligan
Oh, you'll get yours. "Mister Flipsy" earns you a temporary reprieve, but you'll get yours...
"How many times must I tell you girls", snarled Miss Havisham, "that radium isotopes are deadly dangerous, and hiding them in first-years suitcases as a prank will not be tolerated!!"
Violet tugged on the new girl's hand. "Turn around!" she hissed. "The vicar returns our dirty panties, neatly washed and folded, when he's through with them." Violet sighed. The new girl still had a lot to learn about life at Windsor Girls Academy. She hoped Miss Grimshaw would be gentle with her "lessons".
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