Those Kids and their Brainworms...

Sex and Death (bots)

Shameless Not-Self Promotion

Rapebear.

As seen here.

Are we clear? Rape. Bear. Why aren't you clicking already? For the love of Christ, why?

(Oh, and while you're at Cafepress...)

He likes little cakes -- Na-a-a!

Obvious Week: It's Over. Hush Now, it's Over

And with this final, plunging descent into pure minimalism, Obvious Week draws to a close.

So, um... yeah. See you next week.

Buy T-shirts.

Obvious Week: It Will Not Die

Obvious Week: It Cannot be Stopped

Obvious Week: It Gathers Pace

Obvious Week: It Begins

OK, so I like to think I manage to avoid using the obvious jokes when coming up with this stuff (unless it's, y'know, really funny), but a man has limits. In the interests of getting it all out of my system, the theme for this week shall be "The Most Obvious Fucking Caption a Body Could Come Up With". Substituting quantity for quality, I’ll put something up every day. Your poor, poor bastards.

Nothing to do with the World Cup

Meanwhile, in the Drawing Room

Reader Mail #1

Back when I started, I recall threatening to use reader-submitted captions that took my liking. Lest it be said that I don't make good on my threats, I present this offering submitted by one Stefan Jones back in April:



At the time I was leery of gratuitous pop culture references, wondering what it said about my levels of creativity. Since I'm right now generating material from someone else's caption adorning someone else's illustration, fuck it.

Ain't No Racism Like Junior Racism

Why Pirates? They Just Arrrr...

God Save the Queen

You can tell it’s not a pillowfight, because they’re not in their underwear