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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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With the boys disposed of all there was left to do was left to do was scrub the cum stains away.
Not content with his last attempt of sticking a pillow on Dora's face, Bertie decided that sticking half the hockey team to June would be his greatest work yet.
Doris couldn't wait to get to school to show off her new 100% negro skin dress that papa had brought back from 'safari'.
Christines friends had warned her to keep away from those four dirty scrubbers.
With his total transformation nearly complete, Michael Jackson looked lovingly upon one of his four Judy Garland clones admiring her handy work and of course her dainty snatch which was plainly visible up her skirt. "Mine looks nearly as good", he thought, then sighed as of course it's non-functioning. But indeed that's why he requested the addition of synthetic menstural blood on his stockings. He shivered imagining the gentle teasing. Thank you ladies! Now, to Oz, the flying monkeys, AND their fluids!! Wizard!
Made from the skin of un-baptised babies the Salem Junior Witches Club created their Witch Goddess.
"Yes, I'm sure it must have been absolutely wonderful," said Marjorie, "and we'll want to hear all the details later. But right now, I don't know how we're going to get this horse-spunk off your skirt!"
Hector is safe. Let's get this map off your skirt before the national guard arrives. Dory, wipe the enrails off her legs. PLEASE. I'm not joking!!
School uniforms made out of PVC?
"About time!", thought the girls of 'Miss Paine's School for the Sexually Deviant'.
The Qantas girls were clearly impressed that Katy had earned her wings in Captain Roger's cockpit. Now perhaps they'd believe her that Cunnilingus was truly an Irish airline...
"and then it made a funny bleating noise like 'HURGH! HURGH! HURGH!' and all the white stuff flew out all over my skirt, girls."
"Well, really, Natalie, if you can't milk the goat properly then we're just going to have to make do without the feta for the buffet."
Monica's early attempts to discredit the Headmaster were thwarted by his 'sex-brides' next time, she attempted blackmail, she'd hang the dress in a safe place with all its stains intact.
"Sally - squatting is i outre! Everyone does it standing up these days," Ellen quipped.
Christine thought the "Watersports Club" met at the swimming pool. Only when the other girls asked Christine to remove her panties did she realize her error.
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