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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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6 comments:
Charlotte now knew for certain that Freddy was not the master of the erotic arts he had claimed to be.
"When I say: 'Go down on me babycakes'," she hissed. "You are not supposed to plant your face in the pastries."
With the girls clearly tripping wildly, Michael hid the remaining LSD tab under the table.
However, the fun night he had planned would be soon cut short as Linda reached forth to pull his face from his skull in the belief that he was in fact an oversized banana.
"Honey, leave it."
"But -"
"I said leave it."
"It's still good. Ten second rule right? I'll blow on it."
"It's touched the ground. Just eat one off the table."
"Why are you so uptight?"
"Monkey. Fluids."
"Oh. Here?"
"Yes."
"Oh."
"That's right."
"May have a napkin?"
"Yes you may."
"You're scared of real women and...look! You're even wearing a wig!"
"But..."
"And I bet your real name isn't Gary Glitter, either."
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"What! You're gay!"
"But...Honey"
"No shut the fuck up! You've been sleeping with the both of us for the last ten years....FUCK YOU Archie!!!.....You and Jughead can rot."
"Gracious! Our friendly banter about pruning hydrangeas has made him turn into The Hulk again! Quick, Muriel, break out the XXXL condoms!"
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