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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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"No that's an angle grinder. You can only use those on Motorhead albums"
No matter how much Jane praised her "vinyls", Mary was still sure they sounded like "shit".
Debbie was very proud of her new analogue vinyl flat record disc player.
"You can get the same effect by playing an MP3 while frying bacon" said Linda.
"My flow be ill'n. My flow be chill'n. My flow be tight..."
Sara knew that Melissa's rap was pure shit but she indulged her friend anyway.
"I can too harmonize listen: ooo-ooooh. Shit, wait. Ooohh -"
"You're totally flat."
"Fuck you. You don't have tits either."
"But it's my favourite 12-inch Mix..."
"Never heard of Mick and I don't care how how big his dick is. Where's my iPod?"
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When puberty arrives in the form of Quadrophenia, it hits like a bus with no brakes. Linda was in a better position than most to draw the comparison.
"All right Millicent, you know the rules: stay on your tiptoes until the music stops, or we shall have to ask Monsieur Whip to make a reappearance."
"WHAT? ... KEVIN SHIELDS YOU SAY?" Shouted Mellissa over the cacophony. "I THOUGHT.....I SAID I THOUGHT THE LORRY WAS HERE TO EMPTY THE SEPTIC TANK"
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