Mother of the Year 2006
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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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Ursula cursed the day her father turned Grand Theft Auto into a reality series.
this one actually made me gag on my rootbeer and laugh out loud!
-Samantha www.dontbrandme.com
KPH slides to a stop splitting his son-in-law's torso like an over ripe melon. "Cassie, don't jump! We can be a family again. What ever he told you was a lie!"
He didn't know where his daughter picked up the unsavoury habit of eating small things that came off of childrens' heads, but he did know that he had to put a stop to it.
"Dear God, why won't you just let me kill myself?" cried Thompson "Babyface" McGaffigan, the suicidal midget. But he wasn't so depressed that he was going to surrender the chance to rub his crotch on the nice lady who thought she was rescuing him.
In the thrilling climax of the sequel to Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang, General Pound fails to kill the babe who would grow up to be the inventor that turns his car into a ludicrous flying boat thing.
Jacks TOMTOM had inadvertenly directed him through a daycare playpark
Major Smythe-Fortnum scores 2000 points plus bonus during "Deathrace 1952"
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