"Well you don't look anything like a hip surgeon to me..."
"I'm telling you ma'am, there's something dang wrong with that pelvis of yours, and you'd best take off your pants and get on this table so's I can take a good look."
One week into the first test-run of the "Superbladder high-volume incontinence pants", Millicent realised she'd need to build in an emergency drain-valve.
"Now you listen here, Little Missy! I'll have you know that a man's got just as much right as a woman to wear this here fancy vest, and if you say 'It's passe' one more time, I'll pop you one!"
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Bonus points for use of the word "flaccid".
Suddenly, Jake noticed the pony tail.
"Oh! Err, sorry ... Miss. I saw the trousers and I jest assumed ... well, anyway, let's say no more about this. Ain't nobody's business but ours."
"Well you don't look anything like a hip surgeon to me..."
"I'm telling you ma'am, there's something dang wrong with that pelvis of yours, and you'd best take off your pants and get on this table so's I can take a good look."
"Dawgawnit, Ah don't know how many times Ah've told you Sally-Anne - put your jodphurs on first THEN your gunbelt."
"Oh, Uncle John, I know I can't quick draw like this, but all the cool kids dress this way!"
"Ah don't give a varmint's ass about your quick draw - it spoils the view of your mighty fine figure. Yee-hah!"
"Well I guess that you are going to find out EXACTLY what we do with lil' girls who inquire about 'vegetarian options' at Big Dicked Rick's BBQ!!!"
Susie quivers excitedly....
The grizzled cowboy's assault so unnerved Sarah, that her full breasts retreated into her voluminous pants.
One week into the first test-run of the "Superbladder high-volume incontinence pants", Millicent realised she'd need to build in an emergency drain-valve.
Ike started at the teenage Tomb Raider..
"oh please go on the game, it's a steady job, and you'd be working from home"
Kudos to Baggypants for the Blackadder reference. Love it.
Well, sometimes you look at a girl and think "...Bob"
But if i wedge this table any furthur into myself i shall die, it has already broken me.
"Now you listen here, Little Missy! I'll have you know that a man's got just as much right as a woman to wear this here fancy vest, and if you say 'It's passe' one more time, I'll pop you one!"
"He could yell at Scarlet all he wanted, but it wouldn't help. That giant vagina was right outside their door."
Seriously, look at that tree.
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