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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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After returning from Oz, Auntie Em and Uncle Henry got sick of Dorthy's bullshit story about flying monkeys and Oz. Eventually they sent the little bitch and her little red shoes to the State Farm - where every afternoon about three as she killed weeds in the garden, two dwarfs singing a strangely familar song, took her roughly from behind.
At least some of the chicken leg crops would survive the drought, Lucy though. Many great scarifices would be made to her Hoodjin Gods.
Sally was proud of her role in the Government's "Eat Five Greens A Day" campaign, but ever since she had lived in daily dread of the Environment Party activists and their presumptions.
Little Miss Staken is in a stare down with Jeb the Rooster while hordes of chickens are flooding the over the wall behind her. Something to do about her egg salad?
her disdainful stare, her slumped body, her broken heel, and the fact that she had her garden fork back-to-front gave the game away. suzie was pissed as a fart and everyone knew it.
-- as an aside has there been any entries yet where the caption couldn't be "x was as pissed as a fart and everyone knew it."? can we have a week long special? :)
Keep starin' Uncle Twilliger. You'll find I'm mighty handy with this here garden im-plee-ment. Just ask One Nut Johnny down the road.
"Please stop masturbating"
"No, I like my birthday present just fine," said Jenny, "it's just I didn't actually ask for a really good, long, hard fork."
...as he snapped the camera judith suddenly though "what sort of website?"
June had finished the garden, and waited for the order to go to the shed
Esmerelda held on tight to the fork and let rip with the loudest fart yet.
The smile was soon wiped off her face,however, when she heard the Vicar's polite cough from just inside the shed, and realised she'd followed through.
Won't even try to beat the Evil Alien Reptile Conspiracy joke...
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