Obscure Pop Culture Reference
Not to be confused with the Gratuitous Pop Culture Reference (where one references something well known in order to get a cheap laugh off the back of someone else's work), the Obscure Pop Culture Reference is where one references something less well-known in order to create a stronger kinship with those who get it, and a feeling of superiority over those who don't. Because one is a wanker.
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You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
In later years, Solo's children visited terrible revenge on Jabba's mummified corpse.
While Jane was adjusting the snowman's pipe, James was alert enough to see the alien burst out of Harriet's stomach and quickly defused the situation with a deft swipe of his spade.
Dr Hormel would never needlessly amputate another childs legs again.
I like you! Hell, why don't you come over my place and fuck my sister?
Bertie's dreams of a brilliant career in surgery never survived his early attempts at appendectomy by spade.
As the children began to cover the body of their murdered father with snow, Lacy placed his favorite pipe in his mouth to add to the sense of irony.
"Fuckin' *told* you smoking would kill you!" she screamed.
"Don't worry, he's dead anyway", said Charlie Frost.
He carefully smoothed down the front side of his father while his two prosthesis wearing friends put on the finishing touches for Jack's last melt.
The three Baudelaire children finally got the best of their Uncle Count Olaf.
"This is the best disguise the dead fucker will ever have."
"Margaret, I have two disturbing things to draw your attention to: 1.) Lindsay is attempting to urinate like a boy. 2.) she's doing a bloody good job of it, and er, 2.5) her urine is burning a hole through this shovel."
Stuffed with Turkish Delight, Edmund could not stop his sibblings "messing with him". That would teach him for letting the Queen drill holes in Susan and Lucy's legs. Thank goodness Peter was there with the Pizza Oven Paddle of Rightiousness to stop things going "too far".
Timmy stoked the smaller steam girl with the snowman's coal, ready for the ride home. Tragically he failed to notice the third rivet on her right leg, which was beginning to work loose.
Unfortunatly for john, he forgot to wear trousers today. Surley now the girls would notice his fetish for wearing ladies stockings.
Seeing that Tabitha was transfixed with her work on the Snowman's balls, he took the opportunity of gently lifting her skirt with his spade.
"Do you really think a pipe is politically corr......Jonathan you filthy pervert!"
But Agatha couldn't help being dissappointed that it was her younger sister that had been the object of his lust.
Jonathan was a little surprised at the anatomical accuracy of his sisters work on the snowman's genitalia.
"No-body's penis is THAT long sis." He laughed cutting a few inches off the end with his spade.
"Well obviously you haven't seen the new footman's schlong" she retorted with an air of superiority.
Having noticed mistletoe on the snowman's head, little celia was quite eager to follow through the implication. Edmund held her back with his bitch shovel while Lucy removed the pipe.
All snowman could say was 'smells like carrot'
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