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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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10 comments:
The warning sticker on the umbrella clearly said "Warning may not provide adequate protection against attacking bovines"
The Crazy Fool!
As the mushroom trip came on the other kiddies ran from the normally docile bull. Timmy however, all whacked out and invincible on P, was convinced the beast was but an hallucination or phantasm, and tried to prove it by flapping his red 'safe tripping stick.'
Search and Rescue found his tattered corpse three days later.
Say No to Drugs!
The other children screamed and ran when Danny challenged the bull with an umbrella, so they didn't see what happened. All they ever knew was that they came back an hour later, Danny was covered in blood, and the bull was in so many pieces they never did find them all.
Nobody ever fucked with Danny again.
So Mary Poppins had shown her true colours, spineless bitch. Well at least she had left her magic brolly when she had been first over the fence yelling "Fuck me, it's a fucking bull!!". Johnny just hoped that this would work or he was toast.
Or...
By the size of the bull's cock, Johnny guessed he would need his brolly.
Or...
Billy thought he had problems with the bull, but the shadow of the enraged Ent was almost upon him. "I'll teach you to carve "Billy Rules" on my arse you little bastard"
"Curse those bleeding-heart Make-Bullfighting-Fair animal-rights ivory-tower faggoty-ass liberals for swapping my boots with drainpipes" muttered Enrico, Spain's youngest ever matador, "but at least they've left me my trusty sword... oh, shit."
Take a look - there's something seriously wrong with the kids legs.
It was an epic match between the finely drawn with the mere rough sketches taking cover - as if we really cared!!
"Aim your detail at me, which shall be remedied shortly!"
It was to say at thevery least, not remedied
He ignored all criticism. The umbrella was waterproof. The creature was a water buffalo. He would be fine.
In twenty years, he would look back and laugh.
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