Monday, September 04, 2006

Hardcore: like Emocore, but hard

The hardcore match reached new levels of excitement when Kid Jailbait nailed El Porco with a flying elbow from the grand piano.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

St Trinians rehersal of Miyazaki's "Spirited Away" had fallen at the first hurdle. (Obscure pop reference #808)

Anonymous said...

"I want all this shit out of my effing sty"

Anonymous said...

"I think an uptempo, peppy, musical number will take away the onus of Starr not being here anymore.," snorted Rosie. "What do you think Joy?"

Anonymous said...

"Don't mention the bacon sandwich!"

Anonymous said...

"Celebrity Pig Wanking" fails to revive Bjork's flagging career as she suffers from another panic attack during the vinegar strokes

Anonymous said...

"That'll do pig that'll do... oh bummocks! he's going to eat my face off isn't he?"

Neil Willcox said...

"You win," said Jilly, "it turns out that pigs can play the piano.

"I just wish you'd told me they can't accept criticism gracefully."

Anonymous said...

Oh Cynthia! The "pig in the drawing room" prank was sort of funny but do you really need to relieve yourself in Aunt Maud's potpourri too?