Catriona's career as a drugs mule ended as, pursued hotly by Dorset's finest, the 10lb bag of heroin finally worked its way clear of her overworked sphincter.
The Institute's initial attempts to keep up with technological progress by creating human-bicycle centaurs were less than successful. Plans for the four-wheeled and motorised versions were later scrapped, following an unfortunate incident involving a herd of cattle and a narrow country lane.
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Although confined to a small satchel, the restless spirit of Hermann Goering would do anything to avenge the Reich's defeat in France.
Oh bummocks. If I could just reach that contact lens!
"If only she had fallen the other way, I could see her panties"
Mwahahahaha! Another fair maiden falls foul of the rapist meatloaf.
Catriona's career as a drugs mule ended as, pursued hotly by Dorset's finest, the 10lb bag of heroin finally worked its way clear of her overworked sphincter.
The Institute's initial attempts to keep up with technological progress by creating human-bicycle centaurs were less than successful. Plans for the four-wheeled and motorised versions were later scrapped, following an unfortunate incident involving a herd of cattle and a narrow country lane.
"I knew I shouldn't have eaten those sweeties Floyd Landis gave me."
Being pursued by both Hitler and a flying sandwich package, Hetty decided to lie down and die.
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