Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
UPDATE: Due to Blogger's method of generating URLs, it seems the link to this page came out as moments-in-history-of-dirty-fucking.html -- ooh, the search engine traffic that's going to generate...
Posted by Josh at 9:25 am
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"That"s him!!! That"s Him!!!"
"Old Scratch indeed! Tis' only Mr. Goodwinn in old rags and bits of leaves."
"Oh Lord we burned all those girls for nought."
And so this was the true ending of the Salem Witch Hunts when it was discovered that Mr. Goodwin, disguised as the devil, made all those women suck his cock in the forest.
“This be he Sherriffe! Olde Yeoman de Cotyngham is't behind the illicit meade brewing and he hath been frighting good folk from the fermenting vats counterfeighted as a privet hedge that be possessed of demons.”
“Verily and I would’st have got away with it if it not be for thou pestilent youths, forsooth.”
Oliver Cromwell was disgusted at Charle's feeble attmept to escape beheading.
"King of England, and you disguise yourself as a shrub? That's the sort of plan a thousand years of inbreeding gives you, that is."
"and i would have gotten away with it to, were it not for those meddling kids!"
shame on you all for missing the obvious scooby do reference.
Um, jacobmarley made the Scooby reference two comments above yours...
lol n00b
so he did, gads i suck.
jacobmarley said it best, but I've got to add...
"Yes! YES! Everyone hug Mr. Fuzzy!"
"Um, jacobmarley made the Scooby reference two comments above yours..."
So, it's 6 month's later. Can I do a scooby reference?
Scooby! Quittest though from peeingst on that hippieth chick!
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