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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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"They laughed at my high trouserline, hairbrush. Yes, yes they did. I'll show them, I'll fill their world with my irritating cartoon animals!"
Walt Disney had a scarred and badly narrated childhood.
You put the name "Hitler" in a title and everyone's scared about showing up on a google search.
Most people. Here goes:
Rummy's last hours were spent in front of a mirror and he wasn't happy with what he saw.
"Time to brush my balls"
(Shameless plagerism)
Hitler's young grandson was just settling down in front of his PC for a good wank when there was a power cut. "Never mind", he thought, "I'll put on a pornographic DVD instead." In the next horrifying moment he caught a glimpse of what the end of civilisation might really be like. "It's going to be no joke. Grandpappy was right ... the world will pay for this. I'll ring Billy Goebbels. We've got to bring our plans forward."
Look children, Hitler had to use a magnifying glass to read his pal’s number. Masturbation sends you blind. Just say no.
(I put Goebbels through the spell checker and it came up with the alternative "Gobbles".)
(Shameless plagiarism)
And still it makes me laugh.
I will brush away this short tie.
I will brush away these discount suspenders.
I will brush away the dammed ears, these burlap trousers, the mirror, the candle, the pineapple...I will brushit all away! Brush, brush, brush!
The rehabilitation of Gollum at the reoffender's institute is not without its hitches.
"Okay which one of you cut the end of my tie off? Nassstyy Hobbitses."
Hitler's stumpy arm syndrome didn't get in the way of crushing mainland Europe. However brushing his hair properly was an unsurmountable problem.
with a touch of shame mixed with pleasure, edgar tenatively placed his hairbrush in the place of honor on his 'table of things which have been up edgar's ass'
Jimmy was almost ready for his turn on "Stars in Their eyes" as the sinister keyboardist out of Sparks.
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