Norse Gods in Love
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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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As they emerged into the sunlight, John adjusted his uncomfortably large organ. He get more girls if he siamese twin wasn't suck a tosser
Should have said
As they emerged into the sunlight, John adjusted his uncomfortably large organ. He get more girls if he siamese twin wasn't such a tosser.
No, see, I was going for the pun on "who's your daddy?", not "how's your father". Pandering to the US market, I know.
Bucky excited Nick, but what would happen if Steve found out?
Policeman in background "Eye, Eye!"
"so how long have you been a page?"
"How's Your Allfather" sounds like some kind of smutty farce than a romantic comedy.
Is it strange that I'd happily watch either as long as it has the scene where Loki ties a goat to his testicles?
"Yarr Jim lad, If I can keep a good grip of me wooden leg, and you keep me propped up, we can board these lubbers and be off with the takings before they realise its Cap'n Billy Bones and his crew, and no mistake."
"Aye, aye Cap'n. And then we can join the lads in yon brothel for sloppy seconds."
"Mr Hathway. I think the patch works better on the other eye."
"Ever play snooker?"
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Damn. I can't spell.
Hathaway.
"He's progressed to pirates," thought Brad. "That's good. The ninja thing was becoming insufferable." Though on the way back to the home, he realized a Viking phase was not far away, and oh, what a racket that would be.
"Come on, the Torchwood office is just round the corner".
'What say old chap? The First Effeminate Night Club of London is just around the corner? Oh, to feel the thrill of our Fore-Fathers in taking such a risk!'
'I knew orphans were a euphemism for us when Annie sang 'It's a hard enough life for us.'
'Oh Winston! I knew fairytales were real the moment I laid eyes on you. Let's elope!'
"Hey! Look at you, little fella! I'm gonna call you 'Patches!' Yeah! That's what I'm gonna do! Do you want to come home with me, boy? Does Patches want to come home with me? Yes he does! Yes he does! He's a good boy!"
"I say, I say I say! I used to be a necrophile until a rotton cunt split on me!"
"Really? It's a funny thing, but almost the same thing happened to me.."
"It's a joke!"
"Although 'split' isn't right - it went all..."
"A JOKE!!!"
"Ah. Right." (jingles keys in pocket, nervously) "So was mine. A joke, that is".
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