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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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"Go on", whispered Mr Fotheringay, "I'm holding him quite firmly, so he can't move. You can slip your whole hand in there, just like a puppet."
"I can see into your soul, you know; I don't think this puppy would like what you are going to do with it."
"There are some things God did not intend Man to know," said Professor Turdburglar as he removed the last of the hydroponic spaniels from the greenhouse.
"Oh! You really DID want me to see a little puppy" Martha tried hard to hide her disappointment. She'd been expecting cock and plenty of it.
"As a matter of fact I don't have a pussy at the moment, though you are correct in saying that you do, indeed, have a puppy. Never owned a cat at all, actually. So I guess I don't understand your comment."
"And this is Kuato".... "Look Arnold aren't you supposed to be dressed as a girl for just a few scenes"
"Ya, but wearing dress like girlie man turns me on zo much."
I dont care what you tree huggers think, i've always worn a dead puppy skin for my pocket hankercheif, and i always shall!
" Well Sarah, I'm interested in what you were saying about doing it "Doggie Style". Well I have the dog can you please demonstrate."
If we keep very still, maybe the tiny man below my elbow will go away .....
"Yes indeed Miss Blenkinsop, it is very commendable that your Father has installed solar panels already, but the Ministry of Global Warming has decreed that we should all be riding dogs to work by 2010. Here's yours. ... His name is HO/0156897 and that will be £5,000 please"
"You see, sport jackets with cute puppy heads sewn over my man-boobies are going to be all the rage this winter. I call them 'man's answer to the sweater-puppy'"
"Ha! That Terry thinks he's pretty grand with that little pet of his... but I can't wait to see the look on his face when I bring this along to our next rendez-vous!... Now come along, Greta, and bring along that bit of PVC piping over yonder."
Mary, look what I found. They were unloading all kinds of them behind Mr. Wong's Eats and More Restaurant.
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