Improper Thoughts
Once again, I don't know if I've actually improved on the original caption:
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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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"Choke your chicken? No problem, I'll just role my sleeves up."
Adolf's monocle and suit were the perfect disguise, allowing him to move through Switerland in search of the traitorous von Trapps.
"I say young lady, what I just saw you do to help that birthing cow ... if I ... well, that is to say ... would you?"
"My, that's an impressive schlong you have there sir and, if I may be so bold, most interestingly shaped."
Ah, that rash on your forearm is a doozy! Nothing the fury of my crowbar can't fix...
Rosie was a latter series replicant so was able to fit in better than poor old bertie. She always had to show him her circuits to prove she was still all "machine".
"show me elbow, or i give you a good thrashing, window whore!!"
Basil was beginning to feel that he just didn't 'get' Amsterdam ... until he fortuitously wandered into the niche-market area and found himself suddenly transfixed in the "Inhibited English Tourist" section.
"how much for this one again?"
The sign was Robina touching her inner elbow. When "Mr. Chingales" saw it, he knew that he'd be dining on Chechen rebels tonight.
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