MARY:"...and then she kind of just, just melted into nothing leaving her shoes and dress here on the floor! Oh Frank, whatever shall we...are you dancing?" FRANK"uh..uh...uh...can't fake the funk..."
Being a man, Tommy didn't understand the tragedy of the situation when Wendy found that every shop in the world mislabeled their dresses and shoes a size too large. Heartless brute.
Alright, Dorothy, lets cut the crap, shall we? The witch is dead and you can't ever bring her back. So stop re-enacting the scene every half an hour, Jesus! Oh and Mom, wants to know if you want apples from the talking trees or candy from the Munchkins for dinner.
"Myeh, y'see, Dorothy? And I'll vaporize more of your clones if you don't tell me where the Emerald City is." Janice played her part as scripted, but she didn't understand the total hard-on Rick had for plays about Al Capone traveling to the Land of Oz. Less so with the sci-fi bend to it.
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"Uhhh...Mecca is the other way Sharika X."
"I say, am I too late for the Bukkake for Beginners cla... oh. Um, can I get you some eye-rinse?"
Personally, I would have used a heart attack but I can't top this one.
Kudos.
Oh, the anguish. And funny..., in a certain twisted way. Especially since this is a wake for poor little Millie's Dad (yes, his demise was AIDS).
MARY:"...and then she kind of just, just melted into nothing leaving her shoes and dress here on the floor! Oh Frank, whatever shall we...are you dancing?"
FRANK"uh..uh...uh...can't fake the funk..."
"Please Judith, try to understand"
"GET OUT! And don't let me catch you wearing it again."
Being a man, Tommy didn't understand the tragedy of the situation when Wendy found that every shop in the world mislabeled their dresses and shoes a size too large. Heartless brute.
the mecca one killed me
Alright, Dorothy, lets cut the crap, shall we? The witch is dead and you can't ever bring her back. So stop re-enacting the scene every half an hour, Jesus!
Oh and Mom, wants to know if you want apples from the talking trees or candy from the Munchkins for dinner.
"Myeh, y'see, Dorothy? And I'll vaporize more of your clones if you don't tell me where the Emerald City is."
Janice played her part as scripted, but she didn't understand the total hard-on Rick had for plays about Al Capone traveling to the Land of Oz. Less so with the sci-fi bend to it.
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