Mistletoe and Wine

Web access has proved to be a little tricky to come by in my current location, but it's Christmas, so I should probably make an effort:

Auf Wiedersehen

Yeah, look, I probably should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm flying to Germany this evening for a three week holiday. Any updates during that time will be dependent on the internet access at wherever I happen to be staying.

While I'm away, I leave you this unaltered image to consider:



Is there a non-obscene meaning one can attribute to that title? If there is, I can't find it.

It's Just Common Sense

The Secret of Cows

Whee!

Return to the Land of Porn

Comic #200: Learning Pickup Lines with Bertie

And that's number 200. There will now be the traditional brief interruption in transmission while I gasp for breath like a fat man chasing a cake. (A cake with legs.)

Postal Justice

Again with the Glorious Technicolour

Gratuitous, um, Motorsport Reference

Picture supplied by jacobmarley a long, long time ago.

Another Cautionary Tale

Yeah, look, I picked this image to re-use so that I could do something Halloween-themed, but this is what happened instead. Make of that what you will.

Order now for Xmas!

I Say Nothing

Picked up a new book of source materials, whose cover I present without comment:

Scatological Humour

I just like the word "harridan"

28 Years Earlier

Rewengee

Also: Heh.

I feel dirty now, how about you?

In reference to the last comic on the subject of fan-generated fiction:

I fucking knew it!

I’m not even going to check for the existence of this one's subject – there’s no doubt that it’s out there:

"EXPECTO PATRONUM!" cried Hagrid, as the silvery spray erupted from the tip of his wand.
"Well -- whoever called you a Squib was clearly misinformed."
Hagrid looked up with a start as Snapes entered the room, smiling cruelly and loosening his robes...

Jesus Christ, how did that even get in my head? All I can think of now is Alan Rickman wiping his cock on Robbie Coltrane’s beard and reaching for a swig of Butterbeer. How am I still conscious? Why won’t I just die?!!!

Revelations

Meanwhile, Under the Big Top

Stop that Santa!

What Music They Make

If Only It Were True

From One Cult to Another

Hail Xenu!

FYI

Monkey Fluids can now be searched at OhNoRobot, with all the archivey, random-linky, actually-keeping-count-of-how-many-I've-done goodness that entails. Of course, being hosted on Blogger means that you've always been able to search the site using that box at the top left, but now you can do it with extra webcomic geek credibility.

More Geek Humour (Been Reading XKCD)

The F always stands for Fucking. You know, I think I just found my epitaph...

Geek Bait

Quick, While It's Still Almost Topical

Après Nous, le Déluge

An interesting week -- the Facebook group now has more members than Warren Ellis' Holy Slut Army, and Monkey Fluids has been getting more attention. The Darwin one has shown up on Digg and Reddit, in both cases sparking off heated religious debate among people with no sense of humour. A common claim has been that the comic suffers from poor grammar -- "it should be beating THE fuck out of!" No it shouldn't, you culturally illiterate gobshites. ("Gobshite" is a word people in other countries use to say they don't like you.)

The Past Had it Coming

Time once again to derive comedy mileage from the mundane fact that words don't quite mean what they used to sometimes:



This one has the trifecta of "queer", "ejaculate" and an easily construed sexual innuendo! If only they'd managed to work "prophylactic" in there somehow, there'd be nothing left for me to do. Like, ever.

The Monkey Fluids Film Review

Violence to Gonads

From the Mouths of Babes

Mildly Interesting Announcement

Monkey Fluids spreads its soul even thinner across the barren plains of the Internets by jumping on the Facebook bandwagon. No, you can't be an officer.

Important Announcement

Seriously, though -- if you live in the British Isles and happen to come across a specimen of the New Zealand flatworm, notify the Agricultural Development and Advisory Service or the Scottish Crop Institute. Apparently they give a fuck.

Pesky Exothermic Reactions...

Gratuitous Pop Culture Reference #Some

As suggested by RSJS during the collection of moments in between movie viewing and large pies that we half-heartedly refer to as "real life" -- pick the Gratutitous Pop Culture Reference that most appeals to you:







And that's the end of that.

He Did It With Monkeys, You Know

Platitude Dog

Darque = Wanque

*Here's* the Narnia Reference...

Mock the Visually Impaired

Smutty Innuendo Redux

Kiss My ASIMO

Knock Knock

On the Internet, No-one Can Hear You Yif

Available Now!

Red Rag

Revisionist History

In other news, you could do worse than check out Skru Comics (MySpace page). This tearaway makes actual comics out of paper and dreams, and then sends them to me in an attempt to get me to pimp them on my own website. Which I appear to have just done.

Well played, young man -- well played.