It Doesn't Just Give You Cancer
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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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8 comments:
"Does my finger smell?"
"You've just had a crap in the bushes haven't you? I'm not smelling that, you filthy bastard."
keep that left foot in the water...you'll get your eye back
"Breasticles!"
[Possibly followed by: "Damn straight!"]
Before we begin your first wrestling lesson, you'll have to choose a finger to be bitten off by me, "El Pirate-o".
"Harrumph!" fumed Captain Blackpatch when he saw the wind had blown his towel off hand-stuffed innocent towelrack.
"I knew I should have moulded the boy's hand around my cock to give a better grip on the towels."
"hey look, over there, your eye"
"youre not getting me with that again you sick bastard."
avJunior Mad Scientist at large
" Sebastian, there is absolutely no point in you continually waggling your finger at me like some clumsy dignity free actor in a low budget 3D science fiction film. Without the benefit of stereoscopic vision it just looks like you have an inordantly large finger"
"Aha! Then I have proved my earlier argument regarding perspective Kenneth. Now, I shall discreetly disrobe while you fetch Belinda from behind those bushes. Ensure she is wearing the eyepatch and get ready to take some notes as I make Science live for her!."
"War Veterans" thought Suzi "That explains the freakish left arm, the eye patch and the homoerotic stance."
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