A Slayer's Work is Never Done
I'm pretty sure that's two Gratuitous Pop Culture References in one there. Monkey Fluids: value for money. If you were actually paying money to read this, that is.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
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The war had treated poor Basil harshly, almost completely ruining his eyesight as well as taking one of his legs.
This often led to unfortunate misunderstandings, such as when he mistook Felicity's hockey stick for his spare prosthesis.
"I say girls, have you seen my extra leg?"
Grandpa decided it wasn't the dodgy Hitler 'tache or the cane that made him look sinister, why, it must be the silly fedora of course!
"Come on Jane!" whispered Ceelia breathlessly, "The old pervert's following us. Find a nice hiding place and then 'voila!', one bash of the hockey stick and two kidneys for the Eastern European Blackmarket quicker than you can say 'Vladivostock'."
Ten months to mention Alyson Hannigan! Is something tha matter?
And just as our story comes to an end, detective Adolf Columbo steps in just-in-time to stop Hillary Potter from shanking her competition in the boomerang contest.
Oh, Adolf Columbo, you so dreamy.
"My dears, the thought of you two sloping off into the woods for a bit of girl-on-girl action has given me such an enormous erection under this coat, that I can hardly walk."
"Well for a monkey you can watch"
"Ding-dong"
Once again, the All-Girl's-Super-Sleuth-Field-Hockey Team foils the nefarious plans of The Hat-Doffing-Serial-Philanderer. Of course, this is the first time they've done so in a creek...
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