The Bird is Dead
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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
8 comments:
"Fellows I swear, not two minutes ago he had a hat and cane. And he was singing a song I believe to be called 'Michigan Rag'."
Oh dear, too much Gin...
"Wait! There's a message...."
"It says: 'This bird has the H5N1 avian flu virus. Have a nice day'."
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In an unappreciated move, the editor suggested reducing the cast to two, and moving it to a pet shop. Then the sketch came alive.
The editor is there to help.
The Famous Five Book XXII- The Sociopaths Diary.
"Oh go on Jules! Pull the other leg off. It wriggled sooooo exquisitely"
"Yes!!!" squeeled Georgina "And then feed it to Timmy"
"No" Replied Jules "I'll just let it go, I want to see it suffer"
Mmmmmmm....pie...
"Quick, Tommy! Deactivate its cyborg brain before it relays our position to the truancy officer!"
Explanation: ttp://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/02/cyborg_pigeons_.html
"So you see, girls, no matter how much I squeeze it, bend it, or abuse it, the bird stays completely stiff."
"Wow ..."
"So it's, like, completely not like your dick then?"
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