Monkey Fluids: March 2007

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Oh, for the luvva...

So of course I get linked to from a couple of high-profile sites (now it's Metafilter), just in time for hordes of new visitors to show up and get told "I'm outta here". You knew, didn't you? This is all some kind of plot to get me to stay, I know it. You! Who are you working for? How did they get to you? Was it money, photos, drugs -- it was drugs, wasn't it?

OK, maybe it's coincidence.

In any case, I'm not swayed. I'll see you all in a while. Feel free to form some sort of death cult awaiting my return, if it makes you happy. Until then, keep watching the skies...

By "skies" I mean "RSS feeds".

Chimp Justice

Just to keep you on your toes, this time I refer to a monkey as a chimp! And I laughed when I did it!!

Hang on -- March 20. That date sounds familiar... Why, a year ago today it was March 20 as well! And that was the day that this all started. What I'm getting at here is that today is Monkey Fluids' first birthday. Hasn't he grown?

As is becoming traditional, I will celebrate this anniversary by buggering off for a while. I'm humouristically pooped -- frankly, I'm surprised I made it this far. I need to take some time off, find some new source materials, think up some new paedophile gags and generally sort things out (did I mention that I've just bought a house?) I'll be back in a while, most likely.

If you're new, have a look around -- there's a year's worth of archives over on the right there. If you're not, keep an eye on that RSS reader...

Thursday, March 15, 2007

That's Not How It Works...

UPDATE: Hi to the good folks at Pharyngula. Have a look around, make yourselves comfortable -- just ignore the fact that I constantly and deliberately confuse monkeys with apes and we'll get on fine...

GRAMMAR UPDATE: No, there isn't meant to be a "the" in "beating fuck out of her." Not everyone uses the same colloquialisms as you, asshole.