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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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Oh dear, looks like the rye may have gone bad again. Are you chaps real? Are you going to take my wallet?
And then I said to my wife "Surely if I was suffering from alzheimers, I would have lost my impeccable dress sense by now"
Kiss you and you'll turn into a princess? No thank you, not after the lobster incident.
Otis always appreciated his "detox" walks with Andy, Barney, and Goober.
But, try as he might, Otis could never remember if Andy was the seal or the cow.
The very fat man looked on in horror. Soon the kangaroo would spread her legs and his very world would end. The early attempts at the Lynx Effect were tortuously disturbing.
Beastkkake
"I'll take his liver!" said Sammy Seal.
"I'll take his pancreas!" said Kathy Kangaroo.
"I taste like hamburgers!" said Cindy Cow, at which point the man started shooting.
Mr Belvediere suddenly remembered his lactose intolerance and clubbed Sammy the baby seal to death with his cane.
Jumpy the kangaroo looked on in horror and then grabbed Meaty the cow's utters and squirted fresh milk into his eyes and mouth.
Dazed, confused, blinded and nausiated, Mr Belvediere stumbled out into the street and was run over by a truck hauling pigs.
Oh how they loved that bar!
Let's see; it's suck this, get the clap, have a kick ... no, wait, I'll get it right, don't tell me ... get the clap, kick in, and ... oh, shit, fuck it -- seal, stroke my balls while I fuck the cow and the roo can take pictures.
Springtime was never the same for Christopher Robin after Bummly Bumfuck took shelter in the Hundred Acre Wood.
Yeah, I got wood for y—
Hedonism III was a bit more hedonistic than Arthur had anticipated...
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