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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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8 comments:
'Bit of a cold day for dogging isn't it Major?' Susan enquired.
'Actually, just off to rebury the old wife, wot wot. Blasted animals keep digging up fingers and leaving them on the doorstep.
If you're offering though...'
'Ah, no thanks, we're off to join the lesbian French resistance.'
Melanie and Susan knew they were a snooby couple. Most guys they met would jack off to them at least once. However, unlike the Major, most guys waited until they weren't around before they started to get busy on Willy the One-eyed Milkman ...
Once upon a time it was easy... girls who wore white are good, and can be trusted. Girls who wear black are bad, and can't be trusted at all. But these days it's hard. Who knows if you can trust a man with a black arm, a white chest and grey hatching?
"The advert clearly asked for virgins, and to be frank both of you look like right "sorts". Still you may do for the recreational sex before the main ceremony.....
....It's minimum wage mind."
"So why are they called Plus-Fours, Uncle Jasper?"
"Accident of Genetics, m'dear. You can have a look if you like, but I'd prefer to go somewhere private."
Dr. Nigel was the first man in history to offer mustache rides, however his exorbitant price of five cents meant that he almost never had to follow through.
Colonel Jacubs paused and slowly looked over his shoulder. "Damn can't a man just go for a walk in the woods without being monitored by the Gestapo, you Nazi whores".
The two nurses where continually forced to keep an eye on old man Jacubs, they just prayed this time he wouldn't use the cane.
"Why yes I am wearing DEPENDS and since my pants have an elastic bands at the bottom of both legs and the waistband, I can shit myself until my knickers are full up! Gets a bit difficult to motor about when full, but this cane helps me get around. Either of you 2 wanna pull my finger?"
"Melanie, your father is scaring me!"
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