I'm really curious as to what the reference is here. My friend thinks Narnia, which makes sense, but I dunno who Hawkins is.... Please enlighten us! :)
"I'm a little concerned with the Monkey-Fluids' people." Said Clarence. "Yes," said Maryanne "They do tend to put underage girls in positions which suggest something rude might happen to them in their pictures." "By the way, Maryanne, you are a little girl, In your opinion, what position would you prefer they put you in?" Replied Clarence. "Why Doggie-style, of course! you big hunk of leonine passion!" "Then can I have a sweetie?" asked Clarence. "Well Maybe..." replied Maryanne... "It all depends..." "heh heh heh..."
Then Lucy stripped off her dress and climbed ontop of the Lion. Grabbing his mane and drizzling honey into the beast ears, she yelled "Calgon...Take Me Away"! Things really started getting weird after that and the game warden put both of them down.
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I'm really curious as to what the reference is here. My friend thinks Narnia, which makes sense, but I dunno who Hawkins is.... Please enlighten us! :)
Nope, I've got a Narnia joke lined up for this pic, but this ain't it. So not it.
P.S. Moo hoo ha har...
"I'm a little concerned with the Monkey-Fluids' people." Said Clarence.
"Yes," said Maryanne "They do tend to put underage girls in positions which suggest something rude might happen to them in their pictures."
"By the way, Maryanne, you are a little girl, In your opinion, what position would you prefer they put you in?" Replied Clarence.
"Why Doggie-style, of course! you big hunk of leonine passion!"
"Then can I have a sweetie?" asked Clarence.
"Well Maybe..." replied Maryanne... "It all depends..."
"heh heh heh..."
Girl: "Why did you say that twice?"
Lion: "I didn't....See, cuz of the echo."
We have a winner.
"And the Good Book said the Lion shall lie down with the Lamb..."
"Yeah, but the lamb won't get much sleep"
(c) Woody Allen
Lucy would not give the Lion the pot of marmalade, no matter how much he begged.
So he ate her.
It was a win-win situation. They would be regetting their cruel taunts now that Emma the work experience girl really HAD collected the lion semen....
.... And the lion was in love.
Predator? when they're in the chopper aboot to get dropped off
Then Lucy stripped off her dress and climbed ontop of the Lion. Grabbing his mane and drizzling honey into the beast ears, she yelled "Calgon...Take Me Away"! Things really started getting weird after that and the game warden put both of them down.
I believe it is from the same joke as in Predator (as mentioned before, by another anonymous).
Q: I'd like a little pu55y
A: So would I, mine's as big as a house.
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