Marlin Perkins: "See How Jim, dressed in drag, taunts the lion with honey. It is important that Jim not make direct eye contact with the lion. Opps, it looks like Jim has made eye contact and made some strange sounds that have aroused the lion. OK... Well wait here and watch the lion quickly penetrate Jim. That reminds me...if you find you have that particular uncomfortable itching and burning that just wont go away..use Preparation H...like Jim will be after this segment. Well that's all for the lion and this week from Mutual of Omaha's - Wild Kingdom."
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*Sniff*
*Sniff*
I see that you are a women now....huh Susan?
Girl to lion: "Is it really true you could eat me whole?"
Lion: "Actually, I usually spit that part out."
Leelee wins.
Marlin Perkins: "See How Jim, dressed in drag, taunts the lion with honey. It is important that Jim not make direct eye contact with the lion. Opps, it looks like Jim has made eye contact and made some strange sounds that have aroused the lion. OK... Well wait here and watch the lion quickly penetrate Jim. That reminds me...if you find you have that particular uncomfortable itching and burning that just wont go away..use Preparation H...like Jim will be after this segment. Well that's all for the lion and this week from Mutual of Omaha's - Wild Kingdom."
I CAN HAS LITL GURL?
That's more like it. KTHXBAI
One of the saucier deleted scenes from the Chronicles of Narnia DVD. Available in stores now.
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