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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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Butch had but one thought. This time he would get the severed hand back to his sex-starved mistress before it stopped twitching....
Rapedog strikes again, but this time, he takes a "prize" home to remember his latest victim.
why is it that every fan comment is some variant of "lol sex"?
For my part it is because I am sexually frustrated and, since that pesky collie dog made off with my one good hand, can find no release other than these rather pathetic utterances. By the way, the 'lol' sex, thng. Is it very perverted, am I likely to have tried it unwittingly?
PS. A bird on the hand is worth two in the bush. Or is it the other way around?
E L Tanner's inability to draw hands properly resulted in some very strange storylines. "The Invasion of The Hand Eating Collies From Mars" perversely involved only the one drawing of a hand, and then it didn't need to be up to much.
...the rest of the comic involved plenty of graphic images of Collie/Handless Human "lol sex".
Let's face it, Patch was just spoiled. No other dog in the parish got Octopus Sushi as a treat.
Dog find glove.
Lassie had finally had enough, no more barking and tail wagging to warn of Billy’s untimely demise down the well, now she could damn well point and laugh.....as long as they didnt find out about little Katie's 'accident' down the old mine shaft.
Now Colliedog had found a hand he could show everyone he really could count to five.
Why was Billy's mother screaming. He'd done what he was told and taught Colliedog to shake hand.
"So 'Dog Bites Man' isn't a story, huh? Probably for the best, because you're going to have a prick of a time typing this one up now..."
Oh, and just while I'm here:
why is it that every fan comment is some variant of "lol sex"?
Because lol dog attacks just isn't that funny...
In an alternate reality, the world was spared the horror of 'The Yellow Submarine' when Lassie busted in from the sound stage next door and made off with one of the stars.
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