Meanwhile, Under the Big Top
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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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The shadow is being cast at a 90 degree angle to the spotlight. Proof surely that time and space are curved. Well done Mr Chuckles. Well done young lady. (And pull your skirt down, you're winking at the gentleman in row 3)
does this prove that chimps can bend spae and time? :S no wonder scotty had such a hard time!
"capt'n the chimps are playing mery hell with me engines!"
Monkey: Did I ever tell you that I exert perfect control over space and time, in effect making me omnipotent and immortal?
Girl: If so, how come you are still staying with the circus?
Monkey: It is the only way I can be close to you.
Girl: That's sweet of you...
Monkey: When I have travelled back in time and fine-tuned evolution to make us monkeys the dominant species, you shall be my queen!
Girl: Haha! You're funny...
Vernon: "I must tell you darling, I've always loved you; I'm not really an ape, I'm a man in a chimp suit; this is just a clever ploy to grope you in front of hundreds of people!"
Misha: "With delicious irony, you'll be pleased to know I'm not Gloria your beloved, but Misha the chimp in a girl suit!"
Vernon: "Arsebiscuits."
"As the first string snapped on the flying trapeze, Mildred threw caution to the wind and frenched Charlton for all he was worth."
Or
"The force of our impact into the far wall will kill us for sure!" the chimp exclaimed. Ethel looked into his eyes and replied "then kiss me you damn dirty ape!"
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