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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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Santa comes but once a year.
This means his oversized gonads give him a comedy running style.
Coupled with the sooty footprints he has no chance against the Metropolitan Police.
"Are you sure that's a bomb Sarge?"
"Look, let's just catch the bastard, shoot him in the head, then worry about the details later"
"There's the heathen who's taking the Christ out of Christmas! Catch him!"
"Catch him and kill him!"
"With love. In Jesus' name, of course."
His arthritis slowed him down, but Santa Hitler always stayed one step ahead of those pesky zhids from the Simon Wiesenthal Centre.
Times waz hard at DC Comics. "Suitman" and his sidekicks "Ordinary Girl" and "Secretary Babe" were in hot pursuit of "Fancy Dress Dude" using their special powers "running", "shouting" and "pointing".
Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Down the "Minister of Silly Walks Lane"
"Quickly now! All we have to do is to follow these Big Omnious Footprints to catch the Bad Guy!"
"But... how do we know he's the Bad Guy?"
"Because he's the only one leaving Big Omnious Footprints, that's why!"
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