Gertie claimed it was the most amazing thing she had ever known, but all the other girls agreed it was the single, weirdest fucking dildo ever conceived by man.
Little did they know that it was really created by Enam'dedratre'a. Indeed, this was a dildo man was not meant to know.
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Coming to your neighbourhood theatre in 2008!
Kirstin Dunst in
Lacrosse!!!
The based-on-a-true story of a girl who overcomes some major life obstacle through the magic of Lacrosse!
Oh! Yes! Yes! Feels so good! Yes! Oh! Uh! Yes!!
("la crosse means masturbation in Québecois slang.")
I knew I could get the LOLSex in there somehow!
Do you have any pictures of young women NOT wearing mens shirts and ties? ;-)
She looks like Kirsten Dunst
Looking for corruptible lacrosse terms... found it.
"As the first girls on the boy's lacrosse team, Kirsten hoped her 'around the world' would cement her rep as the best 'baller' on the team."
I believe "Technicolor" is a trade mark and even though the Yanks can't spell, sadly you've got a rogue "u" in there.
PS A little research reveals that the first "Technicolor" cartoon was "Flip The Frog".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flip_the_Frog
I believe your girl is playing an early sadistic playground game of the same name.
So what you're saying is, by using an alternative spelling, I've avoided infringing someone's trademark? JOSH WIN!
A still from the opening scenes of Rollerskate-Lacrosse-Bukake Fever!
"I catch the butterfly, I kill the butterfly, I eat the butterfly. They make my teeth tickle!"
God damn it man, I love your blog. We linked you to ours, hope you don't mind. You're bloody brilliant.
Gertie claimed it was the most amazing thing she had ever known, but all the other girls agreed it was the single, weirdest fucking dildo ever conceived by man.
Little did they know that it was really created by Enam'dedratre'a.
Indeed, this was a dildo man was not meant to know.
*Enam'dedrater'a
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