"No! I tell you no! I won't have you bringing strange young girls in here for supper--by candlelight, I suppose, in the cheap erotic fashion of young men with cheap erotic minds!"
"Mother, please!"
"And then what, after supper? Music? Whispers?"
"Well I was thinking of a game of tiddlywinks actually"
The girls completely cock up the "Jean Claude Jackette" dance, but thankfully the old crone didn't know the Boosh from a hole in the ground so was none the wiser.
When Granny shouted the command Pigtail Patsy released her grip on Blind Betsy and sent the cheerful orphan through the patio window in a maelstrom of glass and screaming. When the screaming finally stopped Granny comforted Patsy. "least there'll be no more finger marks on the walls eh?"
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The voices in Norman Bates's head...
"No! I tell you no! I won't have you bringing strange young girls in here for supper--by candlelight, I suppose, in the cheap erotic fashion of young men with cheap erotic minds!"
"Mother, please!"
"And then what, after supper? Music? Whispers?"
"Well I was thinking of a game of tiddlywinks actually"
It was always rather a thrill to watch the girls, once again, squeeze a full condom from out of their sleeves
The girls completely cock up the "Jean Claude Jackette" dance, but thankfully the old crone didn't know the Boosh from a hole in the ground so was none the wiser.
Dear lord! a boosh reference on te monkey fluids website? if this gets anymore sureal the police will have to be involved!
A full condom from their sleeves?
There is no escape from lolsex.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
You're right Grandma, the breeze from the french windows does make a fine minge-drier!
When Granny shouted the command Pigtail Patsy released her grip on Blind Betsy and sent the cheerful orphan through the patio window in a maelstrom of glass and screaming. When the screaming finally stopped Granny comforted Patsy.
"least there'll be no more finger marks on the walls eh?"
Trying out for the best impression of a simp, are ya, ya simp? Damnit, a natural, the pair of ya. Simp.
"Oh, Sally, it doesn't matter that your leg is deformed! You can walk, I just know you can!
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