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unsealed country roads and the rudimentary suspension systems of 1930's british motorcars made early forays into dogging somewhat haphazard at best
"Paul screamed at the trio for several minutes to get help, but to no avail. In his heart, he knew the truth. It was Sanders who had pushed the car into the ditch, and now he would have the two deaf girls to himself....."
"KLAATU BARADO NIKTO!"
The Alien shouted the universal peace phrase to the local natives.
Unfortunately in this part of Armenia it translated as "Do you want to fuck my sister?".
Which wasn't surprising as most phrases in this part of Armenia translated as "Do you want to fuck my sister?"
Yeah and we are the Children of the Corn, so shut the FUCK UP! Hey, you wouldn't happen to know where Gatlin is would ya? Betty and Lois do some freaky shit if I can get them a hit of crack.
"They've keyed the car; they've keyed the cliffs; they've keyed the boulder; they've even keyed my bloody jacket. It's just senseless, but it does create a kind of depth to the landscape."
'GOOD LORD' thought Bertie, '...those tales of Lilliputia weren't rubbish after all.'
"When I'm calling you-oo-oo-oo..."
"I said: 'If this car was a woman, Id feed it oysters and viagra and never leave the house...'"
"If you keep up that unhelpful patriarchal shit, Mr Clarkson, we'll tell the RAC to turn round and go home and you'll never get out of there."
"No really, I wasn't warmed up just then" said Algy. "This is the real thing, now. One more hit of of amyl, then it's ups-a-daisy time!".
The girls knew he would never bench press the Daimler, but he was high as a kite and making an utter prat of himself, and that was good enough for YouTube...
So...what's the joke in the "grandfather of fuck" line?
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