Gosh, Bessie, why are you crying? *I* don't mind if the drapes don't match the carpet... who cares what the lacrosse team thinks? They have lousy fashion sense anyhow.
"If I peer at the dress pattern through my fingers, I can see the face of Mohammed..." said Betsy.
"No shit?" cried Bobby, gleefully. "Right - you photograph it, and I'll fire up the computer. E-bay - here we come!".
Afterwards, when all the hoo-ha died down, they decided it did look a bit like Jesus, too, and posted it again. They got twenty four dollars from an old woman in Salt Lake City. That wasn't a heap of petrodollars by any means, but they felt safer sticking with a religion they knew.
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In related news, you lose the game.
Surely Rick Astley wasn't ginger?
The Internets don't lie.
Don't know why Randall thinks you lose, but you're right about him being Ginger.
and Josh is right - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HrSN7176XI
(Also - for those of you who don't get the reference, see the linked video.)
I refuse to admit that I both lost the game and was rickrolled at the same freakin time.
If you don't wear the dress I'm not paying extra and then you'll never get your passport back.
You said you wanted to play house - that's how *I* play house, bitch! Now I'm going out to get plastered.
Gosh, Bessie, why are you crying? *I* don't mind if the drapes don't match the carpet... who cares what the lacrosse team thinks? They have lousy fashion sense anyhow.
Spontaneous Human Combustion.
It's a bummer.
Come here my little ginger cunt...let me one hit you like Rick did.
SMACK (Timmy Bitch Slaps Bessie...it's now Next Tuesday)!!!
Now, when ever you need someone, I will be down at the club sippin on some malt liquor and talkin to the honeys, so dont bother me.
See also http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=xpTw3GZU0Zw for bonus Family Guy/Back to the Future allusions and cross-references.
"If I peer at the dress pattern through my fingers, I can see the face of Mohammed..." said Betsy.
"No shit?" cried Bobby, gleefully. "Right - you photograph it, and I'll fire up the computer. E-bay - here we come!".
Afterwards, when all the hoo-ha died down, they decided it did look a bit like Jesus, too, and posted it again. They got twenty four dollars from an old woman in Salt Lake City. That wasn't a heap of petrodollars by any means, but they felt safer sticking with a religion they knew.
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