Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Outdated Pop Culture Reference

'What's wrong, Bessie?' 'Oh, Timmy! He said he'd never give me up, never let me down, never run around and... and... but he did, Timmy! He did!' 'Ginger cunt.'

12 comments:

Randall said...

In related news, you lose the game.

Anonymous said...

Surely Rick Astley wasn't ginger?

Josh said...

The Internets don't lie.

Anonymous said...

Don't know why Randall thinks you lose, but you're right about him being Ginger.

and Josh is right - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HrSN7176XI
(Also - for those of you who don't get the reference, see the linked video.)

Anonymous said...

I refuse to admit that I both lost the game and was rickrolled at the same freakin time.

Anonymous said...

If you don't wear the dress I'm not paying extra and then you'll never get your passport back.

Anonymous said...

You said you wanted to play house - that's how *I* play house, bitch! Now I'm going out to get plastered.

Erik said...

Gosh, Bessie, why are you crying? *I* don't mind if the drapes don't match the carpet... who cares what the lacrosse team thinks? They have lousy fashion sense anyhow.

Anonymous said...

Spontaneous Human Combustion.

It's a bummer.

Anonymous said...

Come here my little ginger cunt...let me one hit you like Rick did.

SMACK (Timmy Bitch Slaps Bessie...it's now Next Tuesday)!!!

Now, when ever you need someone, I will be down at the club sippin on some malt liquor and talkin to the honeys, so dont bother me.

Hugh said...

See also http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=xpTw3GZU0Zw for bonus Family Guy/Back to the Future allusions and cross-references.

Anonymous said...

"If I peer at the dress pattern through my fingers, I can see the face of Mohammed..." said Betsy.

"No shit?" cried Bobby, gleefully. "Right - you photograph it, and I'll fire up the computer. E-bay - here we come!".

Afterwards, when all the hoo-ha died down, they decided it did look a bit like Jesus, too, and posted it again. They got twenty four dollars from an old woman in Salt Lake City. That wasn't a heap of petrodollars by any means, but they felt safer sticking with a religion they knew.