Thursday, February 28, 2008

Personal Hygiene is Important

It was Bertie's insistence on air-drying his crotch that eventually saw him cut from the First XI. 'The game's starting, Bertie!' 'I'll be there in a minute!' 'For Christ's sake, use a fucking towel!'

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bertie gets a lifetime ban from the ten pin bowling - just for not wearing their horrid two tone shoes. It's so unfair!

amc32 said...

well of course i struggle with tying my shoes - look at the size of the fucking tumour on my forehead. my left eyeball has been mashed all out of shape - i can't see straight dammit.

amc32 said...

martin crowe and shane warne both think i have good looking hair.
so, yeah yeah.

Anonymous said...

"Drogba me no Drogba's, cheating cunt. I only asked him to get off my foot and he rolled over three times clutching his face.

Next time he'll get the full fucking "Eduardo"."

Anonymous said...

"Just lend me the fucking hair straighteners. I've got fuckin hat hair dam it. You want me to go out looking like this?"

Ed said...

"I bet it is too a sissy game. How butch can 'ruggers' be? Christ!"

Anonymous said...

Awwww...come on! Which of you assholes superglued my shoelaces?

Anonymous said...

FART!!!

Anonymous said...

Do these make my butt look fat? Or is it my butt that makes my . . . Never mind!

Anonymous said...

I love Bowling and Try to Get Tenpin Discount for Bowling.