Thursday, March 27, 2008

The Elephant Butler

'Damn it all - the Master's accidentally suffocated one of his boy-whores again,' thought Jeeves the Macrocephalic Butler. 'If only I wasn't a mutant freak, I'd be able to find work at houses where this sort thing didn't happen every other week. *sigh* Better get the acid bath ready, I suppose.'

Posted by Josh at 7:43 am 8 comments

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Nursey Knows

'Right there, do you see? That's where your soul would be, if only you were Catholic.'

Posted by Josh at 8:15 am 13 comments

Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Terrible Twos

Today, it should be noted, corresponds directly with Monkey Fluids' second birthday. Let's celebrate with a splash of colour:

Holly's gnawed bones were found in the woods three weeks later. No-one was much surprised.

Posted by Josh at 8:08 am 9 comments

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

lol

Training the cat to think it was Godzilla was a laugh at first, but it all turned to tears when father's Japanese business partners came for dinner...

Posted by Josh at 8:18 am 14 comments

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Practical Japery

'3, 2, 1 -- peekab-what the FUCK?'

Posted by Josh at 7:53 am 17 comments

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Robots in This Guy's

Crapbucket, the crappiest Autobot, was always getting stuck halfway through his transformation. 'A little help, guys? Please? Look, if one of you can just bend my headlight round a bit more, I think I can get my arm out... Guys?'

I've been thinking that perhaps I should apologise for one of my recent comics, so here goes:

Parasol Stars was a great game; it's just the more recent attempts to revive the Bubble Bobble/Rainbow Islands franchise that have sucked. Sorry, Parasol Stars.

Posted by Josh at 7:47 am 11 comments

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Splishy Splashy

Bertie wasn't sure if he'd ended up in Padeophile Heaven or Disobedient Child Hell, but either way that rectum cancer was starting to look more like a blessing now...

Posted by Josh at 7:53 am 8 comments

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Old School

It didn't matter how realistic they made the graphics; every sequel to Rainbow Islands couldn't help but suck.

Posted by Josh at 7:54 am 14 comments

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