Tuesday, April 15, 2008

I prefer au revoir

Time to call it a day, I'm thinking. It's been two-and-a-bit years and two-and-a-bit hundred comics and I'm just plain out of Funny. My, what times we've had, what with the japery and the wit and the horse-fucking and what have you. Memories I'll cherish and so on and so forth.

Thanks for reading, and for the comments -- I'll be back with another thing another time, as is my wont.

So that just leaves one thing:

Because Timmy fucked his sister, that's why.

And now you know.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Playing to Win

'Yes, I think I'm going to have to recommend what's called a 'retroactive abortion' in your case, Angela -- can't have the lower classes breeding out of control can we?' 'I don't like playing eugenicists, Timmy. Can't we just go back to experimenting with laudanum?'

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Archaic Pop Culture Reference

'Yes, I can see you were here -- you still are! An dyour name's not Kilroy.'

Ask your parents.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Choke

'Autoerotic asphyxiation, Camilla? You know that's how father died!' 'Fk ff -- 'lmost thrrr...'